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The 100




Boogens, The
(1981)
Reviewed by Ned Daigle
Rating: 9 Beans

ome movies live or die by their title, and "The Boogens" pretty much dies during the opening credits. How can a horror movie scare you if its title induces peals of laughter? After the opening credits are over though, it becomes clear that "The Boogens" has worse problems to overcome.

The movie is full of bad acting, cliched characters, non-suspense, and some of the goofiest and laughable creatures to come down the pike. But I'll get to them a little later on. The characters are completely one-dimensional. I'll just call them Our Hero, Our Heroine, Guy Pal, Gal Pal, Miner 1, Miner 2, Old Coot, Dead-Meat Girl and Obnoxious Dog.

The story takes place in Silver City. There was once a booming silver mine, but after a cave-in that resulted in several mysterious deaths in the early 1900s, it was closed. Jump to 1981, and Our Hero, Guy Pal and Miners 1 and 2 are trying to reopen the mine using explosives, whereupon they discover and underground pond littered with human remains. What could have happened? Why, it was the Boogens!!!

You see, Our Hero and Guy Pal are about to rent a house, so Dead-Meat Girl opens the house the night before they are to arrive. Now we get the obligatory scenes of Dead-Meat Girl wandering through the basement, hearing strange noises. Until (finally), when she reaches the top of the basement steps, apparently our of danger, a tentacle snags her leg and drags her back down.

The next day, Our Hero and Guy Pal meet up with Our Heroine, Girl Pal and Obnoxious Dog at the house. After some sex, various characters go wandering around the basement, hearing some more strange noises. Our Hero and Guy Pal find a mine shaft in the wall. Yes, the find a giant, boarded-up hole in the wall that apparently goes straight down to the mines below.....yeah....right. Just what every home needs, a thousand foot abyss.

Guy Pal wanders around the garage and gets slashed up by another mysterious tentacle, Obnoxious Dog sets sucked down a heating vent, Girl Pal gets slashed in the pantry etc. etc. etc. Meanwhile, down in the mines, Old Coot, who is the grandson of one of the turn of the century trapped miners, threatens to blow it up along with Miners 1 and 2, exlaiming "Boogens! Boogens!". Miner 1 and Old Coot get boogenized before anything can happen, so Miner 2 goes to the house to help Our Hero and Our Heroine.

The final characters are immediately attacked and we FINALLY get a glimpse of these heinous creatures. Prepare for jaws to drop! The boogens look like flat, glazed, styrofoam hand puppets with teeth, tentacles and golf ball eyes...seriously, they resemble Kermit the Frog after a cocaine bender. During the earlier attacks in the film, the camera becomes the point-of-view of the boogens as the zip around the house at amazing speed searching for their prey. After the appear on camera they can barely twitch or move...obviously they are being manipulated by a guy off camera who obviously didn't have very good control over his puppetry.

Anyway, Miner 2 is slashed so Our Hero and Our Heroine make their way through the mine, fending off boogen attacks until they are able to blow up the mine with some convenient dynamite left by Old Coot. The mine collapses. The town is saved. And we are spared a sequel.

For a 90 minute creature feature, nothing much happens in "The Boogens", and when something does happen you just wish it would stop. It's slow going through this laughably unscary piece of cheese whiz.

Movies like "The Boogens" are what fast-forward buttons were designed for.






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