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The 100




Creature Wasn't Nice, The
(1981)
Reviewed by Scott Murdock
Rating: 9 Beans

eslie Nielson starts in this sometimes-funny 1981 spoof of "Alien".

The crew of the spacecraft Vertigo visits a newly-discovered planet. One of the crew members, Dr. Stark, discovered a blob of goo and returns it to the ship. When the blob turns out to be alive, Dr. Stark (obsessed with his own fame) promptly names it the Stark Creature and its home world the Stark Planet. The blob quickly grows into an 8-foot-tall man in a rubber monster suit who runs around eating the crew members. Convinced that the creature is simply misunderstood, Dr. Stark hooks the beast up to a translating computer, where it is discovered that the creature's grunts and groans translate into a song-and-dance number / lounge act. The lyrics of the song are as follows:

I want to eat your face,
It could just be so yummy...
I wanna have your face
In my tummy.

I want to eat your smile
For it is so beguiling...
If I could eat your smile
I'd be smiling.

I wanna eat your arms!
I wanna eat your leg!
I want to eat you all,
Don't make me beg!

I want to eat your face,
It could just be so yummy...
I wanna have your face
In my tummy.
I want to eat your face... I want to eat your face...

As the song ends the creature chews off Dr. Stark's arms and then proceeds to eat most of the rest of the crew.






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