Double Agent 73
Reviewed by Mike Buchanan
Rating: 9 Beans
hat happens when you cross a Kodak camera with a wildly huge breasted super spy? You get "Double Agent 73" and brother, you don't want it!
Secret agent Jane(played by the amply endowed Chesty Morgan) who is vacationing at a nudist colony is called in for a mission involving low grade heroin and a scarred villain named Toplar.
That mission is to successfully photograph all of Toplar's men and Toplar himself. So implanted into Jane's left zeppelin is a camera and with a gentle tug of the mammary, she's snappin' photos and handling the bad guys with her torpedoes of justice.
Directed by cult fave Doris Wishman, "Double Agent 73" is briskly paced with quick edits, but the dialogue is stale and Chesty Morgan looks confused in every scene. Don't let that stop you from watching it, but try to find something that will.
Also starrring Frank Silvano, Saul Meth, Jill Harris, and Peter Petrullo.
"Double Agent 73" grabs 9 Beans for hokey acting, bad dressing, and eye blistering nudist camp stock film footage.
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