Reviewed by Beau Murray
Rating: 2 Beans
ow could Jim Kelly sink so low? After a movie like "Black Belt Jones" that delivered such classic lines as "Let's go to McDonalds!" and "Westly, I'm gonna slap the black off a you!", this is such a let down. How bad is this movie? Well, I really do like Jim Kelly and the two movies he did before this one, but this is horrible. I watched it with three freinds and we actually expected it to be good. Well, about 15 minutes in, we realized what we were in for, and cut to MST3K version. It is for this reason I cannot tell you a damn thing about the plot but I do know some particularly bad scenes.
Well, for some reason, ultra bad-ass Jim Kelly teams up with some stupid white folk and the movie goes no where whatsoever. Of particular metion is the one fat, white guy who has a couple little remote control cars with explosives. Kind of cool in a "Dirty Harry" way, right? Wrong! The cars move at about 3-5 MPH and blow up people. We spent most of our time yelling at the bad guys to kick the damn things over, they didn't listen. Bonus: fat black guy emmiting a green gas from his posterior and knocking out a room full of people.
Moral: rent this movie if you already hate Jim Kelly and make fun of it until you think you're gonna hurl. If you do like Jim Kelly and you just HAVE TO rent this movie, buy some extra chocolaty ice-cream and a box of Kleenex, 'cause your gonna cry.
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