I Know What You Did Last Summer
Reviewed by Randal Chou
Rating: 9 Beans
his movie should have been titled "What The Hell Happened Last Summer." Maybe I didn't understand it because I watched late at night, but still I've just got to say, "What the Fuck?" I didn't understand one damn thing in this movie, aside from the fact that it was aimed at J. Crew wannabe's. But, that isn't what really bugs me about the movie. What really pissed me off, is that I had hoped that the atypical slasher plot had come to a close with "Jason Goes to Hell." But apparently not. Since "Scream" came out, Hollywood has assumed that slasher movies are back. Which I hope to God is not true, but I digress...back to the review.
Let's chat about acting... Well, there isn't any really, so we'll move on.
Ok, script...oops sorry same category...
Plot, well I guess I have to talk about something, so I'll try this. Hmmmm...well, there's not much I can say. It's very predictable. The victims never do anything logical. "Coincidences" just keep happening that aid the psycho. And, the one's who don't have sex remain alive. Just follow the horror movie outline from "Scream" and you can figure out what happens.
In an attempt to give some redeeming value to this movie, which there is very little of, I offer two delictable babes...Jennifer Love Hewitt (Party of Five) and Sarah Michelle Geller (Buffy: The TV Series). Throught the movie they are wearing a lot of low-cut, tight, summer clothes. So if you want a reason to see this movie, this is the best I can come up with, but I would suggest just going on the Interenet and finding pictures of them and save the $3.50 rental fee.
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Ken M. Wilson
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