Reviewed by Chris Bjuland
Rating: 1.5 Beans
eople of the world, Every boy and every girl...
Okay, this movie is getting some bad press here.
It's not that bad! It's got a stupid campy silly
spicy plot, it's got the five Spice Girls (come on Posh Spice!), and it's got an appeal to 13-17 year old girl spice fans. But so what?
Others call this movie "Worse than Bean!". "The biggest disaster in history since April 14, 1912!"
"I never saw people run so fast [from the theater] when they weren't being chased by Police!". Lighten up. I mean this isn't a great classic like "The Piano" or "Ranma 1/2", but it's *not* Bean.
The plots range from bad press reports to birthing more spice to making the concert on time. So there really isn't a plot. But it's got Baby Spice and Posh Spice and the rest of the Spice crue wearing nice clothes and lip syncing like no other movie in history (expect "Thriller" from Michael "NAMBLA" Jackson).
Don't get me wrong. This movie isn't good. But it's not bad. It's not painful to watch, unlike "Mortal Kombat". Just sit back and watch your favorite Spice Girl in action.
I can't give this movie a worse rating than 1.5 Beans. Those other freaks giving it 10 Beans are only doing so because they got carded going to see "Half Baked".
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Ken M. Wilson
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