Reviewed by DA' Reptyle
Rating: 8.5 Beans
would like to take this time to point out the fact that this movie was made purely for the money. You might say "Of course it was you dumb basterd! If it took you the painful experience of watching that crap too figure that out, you got more problems then the asshole, Kevin Williamson, who was responsible!". Of course you wouldn't have any proof now would you?
Let's look at exibit A. The fact that Jamie Lee Curtis was even IN this movie proves that the writers did not have even time/money too think up a cool new character, so instead they just reserct
Ms. Curtis, who DIED, PLAIN AND SIMPLE, in part 2. If it wasn't for the fact that A. she needed the money (gravity and age don't help an actress' career) and B. there were decent writers, this never would have happened.
Now on to exibit B, all the caricel errors. Such as the fact that Micheal must have been a master electrian to make sure that the elerticity is dead, along with the phone. He also must have sneaker then a quiet fart to get into all the victoms places of residence and cut there power and or phone without notice. Plus there was the fact that he killed his first victom with a deadly slash to the face with a ice skate. I don't know how many people ice skate but I'm sure plenty know that ICE SKATES ARE VERY DULL, and Mikey would have sharpen one himself for it too be a half decent weapon.
Exibit C is a short but memorble one, the cheeseiness of this movie. Like the foreshadowing that is so blantently clear that any retard with ADD could pick up on it. And why is it that during the begining of the movie whenever someone says "Halloween", it triggers abusivly stupid "eerie" music?
Finally there are just plain dumb ass mistakes such as Jamie Lee stabbing Micheal and seeing his body on the ground with a knife in it, yet in the next seen she is still holding her weapon. DID MICHEAL STAB HIMSELF?!? Probably to end the mind numingly dull suspense scences and trying to salvage some sort of plot. Then theres the fact that the guard (that Jamie shot) comes too, even though his eyes are WIDE open when we see him laying on the ground DEAD! Im not a MD but Im pretty sure that you never slip into a comma in such a state. There are countless other errors here, but I'm a lazy ass T.V. watcher and don't feel like writing them all.
What were the makers of this movie thinking? Make another slash 'n sex horror movie? BUT THERE WASN'T EVEN ANY SEX (clearly an error of the writers)!! Can't we see 2 indulgeing teens commit a deadly sin before they get stabed? Or at least some cleavage!?! I mean come on! It's a slasher movie rule! Violence and sex!
With all that being said and done, I'd like YOU to judge the movie. Im a lazy basterd (see above) and don't want to give my opinion on whether it was good or not. So good-bye and good night!
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