Reviewed by Jason Catanese
Rating: 10 Beans
isclaimer: This is not for kids or faint of heart. Please get parental permission before reading this if you are offended by caca.
That being said, this movie involed excrement eating, enemas, fisting, and of course our pal Dr. Vasolina, who has a knack for ramming that baby elbow deep. I guess that's the plot, most of this was in French, and they didn't have the courtesy to subtitle it. Although I could imagine most of it was "Yeah, suck that, bitch!" and "Oh, fuck me, yeah, that's it, right there, whoooo haaaaaa heeeee heeeee whoooo haaaa yippieeee yowwww."
The acting wasn't bad for a porn flick, however, the enema scene wasn't too convincing. I only vomited twice during it, as opposed to my friend, who let it ride 4 times. Enemas aren't my cup of tea, much in the same way I view feces eating. Me, being the prude that I am, simply don't get turned on by it. Dr. Vasolina is an awesome name, however.
When I could bring myself to look at the screen, I guess the cameramen did a decent job of keeping the camera steady, and the editing was okay......man, this film was disgusting.....but on the whole, it lacked any real emotional value, and a lack of known actors and actresses really must of sunk this baby at the box office. Why am I reviewing a shit eating French porno? Why did I even glance at the screen for more than 2 seconds? Why do I know someone who owns this, and why does he own it?
Dr. Vasolina, that's why.
"Ohhh, Ohhh, Dr. Vasolina!!!!"(Woman with excrement on her face, 1995)
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